Yes, hello. Hi. How are you? How is your grandma doing? Apologies if your grandma is no longer here with us, not after she went on that ship off to the Dog Island in which there lives the only dog doctor who can provide you with the medicine for your ill, dying dog brother. . . We haven't seen her in years, and I just can't afford to lose another member of the family. Do you understand me? I'm not allowing you to go aboard that ship on this stormy night, especially after we all saw shooting stars on the night of the festival. And everyone knows shooting stars are a sign of trouble afoot. I can just smell the trouble with my puppy nose, moistened just enough to signal a healthy dog. Your brother wouldn't know. And he never will, because as we've established, you're not dying for him. But guess what, you're gonna go on that ship anyway and sniff around for ghosts and probably die a couple of times because you forgot that you have to hold the bark button for effective attacks against snakes and bears.
By now, it would be great for all of us if you just clicked the link I put in there.
But enough about The Dog Island! Clearly we're all here for the (honestly intimidating) list of songs that I found and loved since the last post! Hopefully my computer can catch up. Lettuce go!